spring 2010, finals week

when it's during finals week
and something really stinks
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're studying till four
and something hits the floor
diarrhea, diarrhea

before you take that final test
you find your butt's a little wet
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you study day and night
and toilet time's a fright
diarrhea, diarrhea

spring 2009, week 6

*disclaimer, this is a TMI post. if you are easily grossed out, do not highlight the text below.

today during clinicals, i saw a catheter being inserted on a woman. she had fractured her spine and was immobile. when she opened her legs, there was a very bad, very pungent smell that came out. i asked my friend later what the smell was. yeast infection? she replied, "honey, that's dirty vagina." grooossssss.


welcome to nursing school.

spring 2009, week 3

dood, i left my toothbrush in the hall bathroom since this morning because i was so tired when i woke up i just totally forgot about it. grooossssss.